Aliens That Look Like Genitalia

Prolapsed Anus (War of the Worlds)

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If Richard Gere can accommodate a gerbil, then this whale of an extraterrestrial has to shove the New York Giants up its sphincter to get off.* *Richard Gere didn't accommodate a gerbil. We just added that to soil our lawyers' desk chairs.

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