Rules of Attraction

When a female emperor penguin is ready to mate, she approaches the male and lies flat on the ground waiting for him to impregnate her.
If only getting laid were so easy for you. Unfortunately, the female human’s desire to hump is usually shrouded in mystery. Even when we do display affection, you’re faced with the difficult task of deciphering whether it means “I like you, let’s get naked” or “I like you, let’s get sushi with your friend with the scruffy beard.”
To help you crack the code, we talked to women who were willing to divulge their biggest tells. All you have to do is pay attention.

Plain and simple, a woman’s touch is a good sign. “If women are already connecting with you on the verbal level, a way to show that we want to connect more deeply comes from a touch,” says Jamye Waxman, sex educator and host of the DVD 101 Positions for Lovers. So if she rests her hand on your forearm mid-conversation, she likes you. If she brushes her knee against yours, she likes you. If she grabs your balls, she really likes you. Short of her being pushed into you by a fleeing purse snatcher, in fact, there’s no such thing as a “bad touch”. But there is subtle contact that you may need an even keener eye to catch.
Britney, 22, used just such a stroke of genius during a dinner party, when she was swooning over the guy sitting next to her. “We were deep in conversation, and I reached over and brushed a crumb off his shirt,” she says. “Actually, there was nothing there, but I wanted to initiate physical contact without being awkward. Once we crossed the touch barrier, it was on – he thumbed the hem of my skirt, then we detoured to the coatroom.”

Not through psychedelic drug use but by giving in to the power of your suggestions. If you tell her your favourite restaurant serves delicious pig’s feet and bone marrow, and she says, “When can we go?” she wants you to know she’s game for whatever you have in mind. That enthusiasm and openness is likely carry into other areas of life as well.
“On our second date, my now-husband asked me if I’d ever go skydiving,” says 33-year-old Tori. “I was terrified but said yes because I was so into him. We went a few weeks later, and it was totally exhilarating. We were on such a high that when we got back to his place we had crazy, every-room-in-the-house sex. That was our first hook-up, too!”

When a girl sweats you, sometimes the writing’s on your wall. “I met this awesome guy at a party, and the first thing I did was friend him on Facebook,” says Erica, 26. “Then I waited a couple of days and crafted a posting that was equal parts flirty, funny, and aloof. It gave an air of ‘I’m into you, but I’m not a stalker’ and opened the door to conversation, which led to a date and a very hot offline make-out session.”
Beyond Facebook, any online communication with a lady – be it emails, IM chats or tweets – can be used to gauge how willing she is to drop her drawers for you. Immediate replies, extra exclamation points, flirty tones, and any mention of her enormous appetite for sex are all good signs. Another indicator? When she barrages you with questions. “I had a serious crush on a work client, whom I had to email often,” says 30-year-old Tara. “To get him to see me less professionally, I would pepper in innocuous personal questions, asking about his weekend or what he had for lunch. As we corresponded, the questions got more and more personal until it morphed into something very filthy. My efforts paid off when a ‘work’ dinner led to a very un-businesslike gropefest.”

This may sound creepy, but girls who mum you likely want to bang you. We’re not talking about wiping jam off your face with spit. Rather, if she turns into a domestic goddess around you – offers to sew a loose shirt button, brings you a plate of homemade cookies – take note. “From
the beginning, men were hunters and women gatherers; men were out, women took care of things at home,” says Waxman. “These are stereotypes and not always true, but if our mothers brought comfort to our fathers through nurturing, we do the same thing instinctively.”
It’s a method that worked for Paula, 27, who lured her hot neighbour into her lair with… a washing machine. “I’d always run into him when he was en route to the laundromat,” she says. “I was friendly with him, so I told him he was welcome to use my machine. He took me up on the offer, and I’d help sort his stuff whenever he came over. Soon I started mixing in my panties with his boxers, which led to some flirtatious folding sessions. Finally, he got the hint, and we got down and dirty on a pile of fresh duds.”

Sometimes conversation with a lady who’s hot for you isn’t so agreeable. Watch out for the girl who gently mocks your outfit or criticises your taste in TV. After all, teasing is an essential part of foreplay. Even if things take a nastier turn and she’s downright argumentative, she may just be trying to show off her smarts or get under your skin.
“A heated debate is a way to engage with a man and get his attention,” says Waxman. Tracy, 29, a bleeding-heart Lefty, took this tack while talking politics with a buff, square-jawed Liberal voter. “In a normal situation, I might change the subject,” she says. “But I put up my verbal dukes to prove I was up for a challenge – and it worked. We took our fight into the bedroom and hate-f—ked for five months.” Nawww, cute!

Imitation can be the sincerest form of f—kability. Meaning, if you notice a gal pal has suddenly picked up your hobbies, she may be doing so just for the opportunity to be around you more often. Even more telling is a willingness to indulge you in something she’s openly not interested in. So if she watches patiently as you enter hour two of combat in Halo 3, she wants to bone, Master Chief.
Kim, 23, put aside her blasé attitude toward sports and watched hours upon hours of AFL with a housemate she wanted to pounce. “I didn’t care about the games. I just wanted to hang out with him,” she says. “After half a season – that’s four freaking months – he finally got the drift, because I never cheered for any of the teams or really gave a shit who won. I think that gave him the courage to make a move during a boring, low-scoring showdown between the someones and the something elses.”
See? She may never get what you’re into, but as long as she gets you, she’s happy.

What’s her sign?

She’s giving you the green light – but for what, exactly? Author and dating expert Tina B. Tessina, PhD, breaks it down

“She’s doing her best to be charming and a little sexy, but not too much. She orders thoughtfully – not the most expensive thing on the menu and nothing that requires eating with the fingers – and only drinks a little wine. She’s going all out to let you know she likes you without being too unladylike.”

“She asks about your other relationships. She’s supportive and caring but not romantic or sexy with you. She’d visit you in the hospital or in jail but never flirts or cuddles with you. She wants to pay her own way and doesn’t take too much care about her clothes around you – she may hang out in baggy sweatpants.”

“She’s very flirty, dresses pretty sexy, and wants to go to your place, her place or even a hotel. She doesn’t show too much interest in you – she just wants to know that you think she’s hot. She drinks quite a bit but probably doesn’t get drunk. She doesn’t involve you in her real life and never introduces you to her friends.”

“She probably drinks too much and dresses provocatively. She hangs all over you when she dances with you. She may have an overnight bag in the trunk of her car or a big purse with a change of underwear and a toothbrush.”

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