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Kinky Kazumi

Can you handle this nerdy, cosplay-loving Filipino American who likes sharing her men with her mates? Flip over the page to find out…

Hello, Kazumi, congrats on your MAXIM feature. How do you feel?
I feel so amazing! If I could go back in time and shake my 12-year-old self, she would be so happy right now! I used to view MAXIM women as like untouchable demigods.

When do you feel sexy?
I feel sexiest when I know I’ve put the effort in. I love getting dolled up – it’s so meditative to get in the zone and in touch with my femininity. I like to make sure my hair is touched up, my face is clean, my legs waxed… I just love the energy of walking into the room and having everyone look at me.

What is your best asset?
My best asset, if you asked other people, would probably be my butt. I work really hard on it and my waist sits at 27 inches, my hips are at 44 inches. But for me, I really love my face – I like to think I have a nice one. I’m also very personable. I like to make people comfortable, I like to make people laugh and feel good.

Tell us a little more about yourself.
I’m a Filipino American, born in Kuwait, raised in Los Angeles and my parents gave me the typical strict Asian upbringing. I had a string of really bad boyfriends and many odd jobs — I was a cook, I was a door-to-door salesperson… I just loved to work. During my string of bad boyfriends I was chronically houseless for a few years – bouncing between couches as I figured out my life. That was a time of strength for me. I learnt how to survive and make sure to always stay determined. I now really value financial literacy as a woman and know how to make money, sustain myself and can live life on my terms without bending to others.

Wow, helluva story. So, how long have you been modelling?
My first “photoshoot” was actually modelling for a friend’s streetwear brand when I was 17. I was just helping out but I killed the shoot and everyone really loved me. It became a thing I did for fun and with friends for a very long time.

What do you dislike about social media platforms?
I hate feeling censored. I wish I could have true freedom of expression. I’m not just talking about being able to post myself naked – I also wish I could express all my thoughts in a safe space without having to cater to people’s input.

What message do you have for the haters and social media trolls?
It’s none of my business what you think about me.

Would you ever date one of your social media followers?
Of course! I love a regular guy. I don’t care about money, height, dick size, social status, anything. I’m here for a good person who supports me – nothing more and nothing less.

What do you look for in a man?
A good man. I’ve had my share of bad partners and toxicity doesn’t attract me anymore. I’m too busy and focused to deal with something that doesn’t complement my life. I want an adventure partner who loves to say yes to a spontaneous trip, to that strange plate of food, to a random night drive – whatever!

How can a man possibly win his way to your heart?
I like a man being thoughtful. I’m a cheesy romantic. I like roses. I like poems. I like to dress up. But I’m also a freak in the sheets – is he OK with being shared? I love sharing my men with my friends.
I want a man excited to join the swinger lifestyle with me!

OK! So what does your ideal date look like?
Sex first. I want to get it out the way. And then afterwards, let’s get lunch and talk. I want to talk to you without you focusing on having sex with me. Then, if the vibes are right, we just keep going – I love museums, people watching… Look, I know it’s a little unorthodox, but I feel like this way it gets people a little more comfortable and real than when they feel like they have to play to whatever tune they think I listen to, to have sex with me. We did it already. Now, show me who you really are.

What’s one thing men should always know about women?
We’re just as horny as you!

As our Woman of the World this month, where’s the best place you’ve ever travelled to?
So far, my favourite place has been Paris. The food is so amazing and I’m a little bit of a hopeless romantic and there’s nothing I love more than love and good food.

Have you ever been to Australia?
I haven’t but I definitely want to! I’ve heard about your meat pies and koalas and I know it’s really big. Maybe a few dangerous animals, too? I can’t wait to see what it’s all about. The first Australians I ever met were the men from Thunder Down Under, so I thought all Australian men just looked like gods.

Where would you love to travel to next?
I can’t wait to travel to Japan. I’m a nerd and I grew up watching anime and reading manga, so I’m kind of an otaku. I love cosplaying and izakayas – everything about that place is so freakin’ cool!

What’s next for you?
I’m going to become a household name – watch out for me! ■

STSUS UPDATE

NAME: Kazumi
BORN: February 14
CURRENTLY LIVES: Los Angeles, California U.S.A.
FIVE WORD SELF-DESCRIPTION: “Funny, adventurous, personal, determined and kinky.”
BEST HIDDEN TALENT: “I can write backwards perfectly.”
PHOBIA: “Avocados – ew!”
LIFE MOTTO: “I’ll try anything twice!”
INSTAGRAM: @itskazumisworld
TWITTER: @kazumisworld
TIKTOK: @kazumisworld @notkazumisworld @itskazumisworld

Photographed by RYAN DWYER
Interview by SANTI PINTADO
Hair & make-up by TAYLOR JAZZ
Produced by MAIN STREET PRODUCTIONS

For the full article grab the April 2022 issue of MAXIM Australia from newsagents and convenience locations. Subscribe here.

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