Summer Lovin’

The sun, sand and sea has us all feeling more amorous, and in the mood for lust, but as the temperature rises how does one keep the sizzling sex hot but the body cool? Here are some sultry suggestions that will help you to achieve both…

They remain the underrated sexual companion for couples, yet they are highly erotic and a perfect accompaniment to summertime sex. Not only can they be used during fellatio, cunnilingus, massage and kissing, but they can also be melted in the mouth then inserted vaginally before getting it on. Ice cubes are the number one go-to for “cooling” your raunchy romps. In fact, I’ll go as far to say that they are the epitome of sexy.

The beach is a no-brainer. What could possibly beat daytime sex in the ocean whilst onlookers bake on the shore? What’s more, bathing suits allow penetrable access and when a wave comes it’s time to “stroke”.

Please never underestimate the eroticness of a backyard garden hose. Oh no! You dirty-minded creatures — I didn’t mean that! Or maybe I did? No, I didn’t. If you’re sun tanning in the backyard this summer with your lover, why not turn on the garden hose and use it to arouse each other. One can play with different water pressures on different body parts to tease and massage while the other can use the pressure on the genitals. If all this becomes too much work, attach the hose to a sprinkler and make sweet, sweet love!

OK, so I do realise Hollywood has done the “swimming-pool-sex-scene” to death, but there is a reason for that, right? Damn straight there is — er… it’s hot! If you don’t have your own swimming pool, why not be adventurous and sneak into the local public swimming pool at night? All the risks associated only increase the excitement — including possible arrest.

For those of you who work in restaurants, bottle shops and the like… this one’s for you. As long as they give their consent, why not ask a customer you know well or work colleague who fancies you, and head to the freezer for a quickie. It will cool you down but steam you up. Not that I would know anything about having sex in a work freezer, of course. Ahem.

I honestly have no idea why people bother wearing underwear — so much restriction! I haven’t worn undies for years. So, going commando isn’t really a novelty for me — it’s life. The opposite sex can find it a real turn-on when we spontaneously go commando. Not only is it a cooler clothing choice during the summer months, it might just give your sex-life the extra kick it needs, too.

It’s time to ditch the daggy PJs and T-shirts and go au naturel. There’s nothing sexier than waking up next to a horny, naked body in the middle of a hot night. Therefore, it’s time to open the bedroom windows and get to work. Wow, all this talk about summer f—king is making me… I’m off to grab some ice cubes! ■

VanessaVanessa de Largie is an Australian actress, sex columnist and freelance journalist based in London

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