How do you want to leave this world?
Frozen. You know how some people freeze themselves? Yeah, that.
Do you have any deathbed confessions?
Shit, man, I am human.
What’s your last meal?
That’s a tough one, I’m not sure. Knowing me, probably a knuckle sandwich.
Are you going to Heaven or Hell?
I’d like to think I’m going to Heaven because I’m living in hell right now.
What do you say to God when you get there?
What’s up, dog? That’s God spelt backwards. Clever, eh?
What’s your greatest achievement during your time on Earth?
My two beautiful kids and meeting my wife, Amy. She is definitely the woman of my dreams. Without her I wouldn’t be able to do what I’m doing.
What’s the dumbest thing you ever did on Earth?
No idea but I’ve definitely forgotten it.
What’s one thing you’re glad you’ll never have to do again.
Live another lifetime.
To whom on Earth do you owe an apology and why?
My wife. This already happens daily so why should my last day on Earth be any different?
What are your mates saying over your casket?
“That Robbie, he’s a good c—t.”
What’s written on your tombstone?
Here lies Robbie Maddison. He lived his life. Please bring him back when you can fly motorcycles around the world.
Got any last words?
“Is that so?” It’s just a good answer to everything that anyone ever tells you. ■
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