Younger women
Jack Black: It’s been so long since I’ve spent time in the kiddie pool, I’ll have pass this one over to Kage.
Kyle Gass: With the young ladies, you’re gonna have to dumb it down – keep it simple in the convo. Ladies don’t really like feeling like an idiot, and you gotta tread pretty carefully if you’re fighting a few generations out of your age class. Also, it’s not going to hurt you to read shit like Hunger Games and watch Vampire Diaries.
JB: You can have fun with the little lambs, but if you have a relationship and meet their parents, it’s always a weird time when you’re meeting parents who are the same age as you.
Older women
JB: Being with the older ladies has its benefits, but also the pitfalls. They’re way smarter and much likely to call your bullshit but they’re also much more likely to give up the sweetness on the first night. If you make them laugh even once, you’re getting it. They might not tell anyone about it, but you got it.
KG: When you get there, though, you’re gonna have to bring some lube.
JB: That’s true – the older ladies need more lube. Good tip, Kage, that’s good work.
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